A 24 hour non-stop robot
Nagging function is inbuilt in her
But no it is not a mistake made by the divine coder
Rather a seat belt it binding me on the vehicle to my goal
Congratulatory words are rare while criticism vocabulary is profound
Does she take only negatives of pictures?
Well says the divine coder with a superior air
It is to keep your mountainous pride in check
Oh and what about the comparison with peers making algorithm
Why on earth is that in place?
To shake you out of fantasies and gear you up for the race
Dismisses the divine coder with a cheerful voice
What about the ‘pushing me into every single activity’ function?
Now that is surely a mistake!
Think about the experiences and knowledge you have gained
And you will surely eat your words
Retorts the creator with a confident voice
What about the ‘not spending time with me’ and ‘miserly’ and ‘not making good food’ mode?
Now that is a major catch!
When you’re a mother working for your kids comfort
I hope your opinion doesn’t change, challenged the coder!
At last I found a leaky point in your code!!!
What is it? Enquired the coder
She is always full of stress and worry and sometimes bursts into tears
Unnecessary anxiety plagues her self
How can this robot then be a perfect one?
Is that all, said the creator with a gleeful smirk
Well, you idiot, can’t you see
You have gifted her all this worry
This worry is fuelled by her love for you!
This love requires no fuel, no current, and no energy
The most durable substance I have ever made
It will stand the test of time!
And the coder won the debate with wonderful ease.
Nanditha Vinod Souringal
16 November 2015
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